Choose Hearts........

[ECKtheHIBEE]

Choose Hertz, choose Gorgie, choose not winning the league by 7 minutes, choose Wayne Foster, choose a dafty with long hair greeting at Dens, choose Stevie Fulton.

Choose failing to close down your biggest rivals when they could be bought for a tenner, choose being 'classy' when half of your support is made up of chavs, choose singing songs about the ***, choose a ten pound bag, choose Stephen Simmons.


Choose Wallace Mercer trying to kid people into believing that your a force when the truth is that you've won next to **** all for 40 years, choose getting a slagging about a game that occurred before most of you were even born but still embarrassing you.


Choose the Clock Inn, choose Dave McPherson, choose Kenny Aird, choose getting humped 6-2 by some Paisley team who everybody can beat and losing the league on goals, choose hiring an open-top bus to sit at the Maybury only for the driver to be in the pub by 4.30.


Choose selling out every home game with loads of empty seats and tickets available on the day; choose Hans Eskillson, choose relegation; choose to not be able to talk about once beating Real Madrid in a friendly match.


Choose Willie Pettigrew, choose taking the bait with a 7-0 haircut, choose The Gorgie Suite, choose Kenny Garland, choose going 32 games unbeaten in a row and getting nothing for it, choose a maroon coffin for a stand, choose Andy Davis.


Choose incessantly believing a shady Russian is not going to sell Tynecastle and shut Hearts down, only to sell all your shares to him as he invests heavily in 'the' team, writes millions of pounds of debt off but still suffers an increased loss and has yet to lay the first brick in the new main stand.


Choose Gary MacKay’s teeth, choose Burberry caps, kiddy-pants and shell-suits, choose flair-doo instead of hair-doo, choose thinking that 'Sweet Molly Malone' is not Irish Hibernia.


Choose Steven Pressley's highly concentrated speech impediment avoidance sessions when interviewed by the media, choose idolising a Hibby, choose Walter Kidd and calling him Zico only to believe he could actually recognise a football.

choose Alex MacDonald managing the only club he couldn't win anything at and still crying about it, choose hiring a manager on the sex register, choose being jealous of an old man who nonchalantly chipped the ball over his head as two of your goons ran past without having any idea where the ball was.

Choose defending your manager and claiming he was the guy who was conned, choose admitting that the term 'yam' totally irritates you, choose never having George Best even consider you.

Choose not getting a safety certificate, choose attacking Celtic fans with kids after the game because the ref 'conned' you, choose a pitch full of pot-holes, choose interviewing 20 household names for Director of Football and awarding the position to the “right man when he comes along”, choose Duff Jimmy instead.

Choose living in slums and raking the buckets for something to eat, choose forever knowing that you will never be the widely accepted best team in the city, choose offshore accounts, choose only one celebrity fan who plays snooker and even he told you to **** off.

Choose Rebus the “Jambo” waving his Hibs scarf, choose windae-licking scarf twirling and thinking it's a fashion statement.

Choose one of your most celebrated eras being ten years of hatchet men like Pasquale Bruno. Choose Justin Fashanu and a bar of soap in the showers, choose going all the way to Dnipro only to find it a closed city and your playing down the local farmers field.

Choose never having beaten Liverpool, choose a terrible Trio to come second to a Famous Five, choose your best goalie for years captured in print with a rugby ball, choose industrial surroundings for industrial fitba'.

Choose deception and consp***cy by everyone apart from your own owner, choose a primary school fireworks display in broad daylight for about eight weeks; choose sacking your manager at the top of the league unbeaten.

Choose ten workies and a Czech mini bus driver for your transfer window coups, choose Callum Elliot's Starsky & Hutch hair, choose Wayne Foster's boyish good looks; choose your captain and his defensive partner slugging it out.

Choose the smell of hops for a hundred years, choose The Diggers and it's old men, choose £10K a week for the injured Stephane Adam as he strolled round Edinburgh all summer with his missus and baby in tow.

Choose getting a Steve Kirk rocket fired into your faces, choose not beating Frank Sauzee; choose waiting until he stopped that 70 yard run to celebrate with us, choose never being noted for doing anything constructive.

Choose winning 3-0 at Ibrox when the season was flat and ***ody cared, choose an Alcoholic for a boss, choose being sponsored by MITA the year you “mita” won the league and you “mita” won the cup.

Choose Neil Berry, choose being envious of the world famous Hibees Bounce, choose Marshalls Chunky Chickens, Choose Hertz…..

Choose being second fiddle to the greatest institution on planet earth.

choose being racist!!!!!!!!

[SoulBamRab]

Fantazmico!
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[Beagle]

Brilliant:YAYYY:

[beefy]

My hat is off to Eck


To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

[The Fugitive]

Class man
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.