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Brainwrong · 31-10-06, 00:03

So, we've all (excluding me) discussed the permanent sinking of the guid ship Yam.

But, do you really want to see the feckers gone forever?

Was speaking to my faither (69 yr old die hard Hibby) yesterday who stated that it would be a sad day for Embra the day that Hertz disappeared (into a puff of illogic) due to the 'tradition' i.e. 1875. I can only conclude that because the only match he's been to in my life was the 1-0 92nd minute O'Conner goal Aug 2003 he's talking oot his erse.

From my perspective, having endured the delusional feckers my whole life (at school, work, play, the rest) but particularly in the past two years of media pish, I'd be glad if the feckers went down.

Why?

The fans.

Don't get me wrong, I have mates that are yams. Very few. But it's true. THey are mates,chose the wrong path, still mates.

However; in my opinion an FC is defined by it's fans...

And, sorry to say but, the majority of the Fertz fans I've met are phuqing phanbelts!

BurbankHibee · 31-10-06, 00:16

If going into administration didn't kill Airdrie I doubt it will kill Hearts. They will be around for a long time to come. The only difference will be that they will have to share a ground, probably Murrayfield or maybe even out at Livingston (NOT ours) and will be playing in at least one division lower than us at all times. This will severely eat into their fan base. The long term damage the madman is doing is irreparable. Unless of course the madman has a $hitload of money to throw at them but I don't think so.

Pilrig · 31-10-06, 07:04

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Originally Posted by BurbankHibee

If going into administration didn't kill Airdrie I doubt it will kill Hearts. They will be around for a long time to come. The only difference will be that they will have to share a ground, probably Murrayfield or maybe even out at Livingston (NOT ours) and will be playing in at least one division lower than us at all times. This will severely eat into their fan base. The long term damage the madman is doing is irreparable. Unless of course the madman has a $hitload of money to throw at them but I don't think so.

It's happened to both Hibs and Hearts before. Hibs were out the box for about a year before the Farmer brothers resurrected the club. HMFC actaully went out of existence about 1877. The memebers joined a club called White Star and renamed it Heart of Mid-Lothian (as how the county used to be spelt). And the Airdrie supporters did the same a few years ago when they bought over the ailing Clydebank.

**egb_hibs** · 31-10-06, 08:01

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Originally Posted by BurbankHibee

If going into administration didn't kill Airdrie I doubt it will kill Hearts. They will be around for a long time to come. The only difference will be that they will have to share a ground, probably Murrayfield or maybe even out at Livingston (NOT ours) and will be playing in at least one division lower than us at all times. This will severely eat into their fan base. The long term damage the madman is doing is irreparable. Unless of course the madman has a $hitload of money to throw at them but I don't think so.

airdrie only survived because clydebank disappeared forever.

here's a bit wild arsed speculation for you; i can see hearts ending up being airdrie to a busted livi, in the clydebank role.

wind ups apart it would not be a bad move if they end up really in the shit.

Boogy · 31-10-06, 09:59

There was a time when I would have said it would be a shame to see Hearts go under. Although I do hate them, the friendly banter with mates, colleagues etc. would be missed. Going to a derby at Tynie with three sides of a pink stadium watching you bouncing up and down would be missed, and the 'en masse e-mail' after a derby victory would be sorely missed.
HOWEVER, due to the sheer ARROGANCE, ill-feeling and all-out nasty attitude exuded by the superiority-driven, egotistical majority of Yams I've encountered in the past two years since 'The Saviour' took over, I personally hope they fold (and in spectacular fashion - weeping Jambos at Tynecastle after last minute consortium bid fails type stuff).
I don't think they would ever truly disappear, but a few seasons in the doldrums of Scottish Football may be just the tonic for the p*sh the rest of us have had to endure over the last 12-24 months. And also for the continual rhetort of 'aye but youz huvnae wun a cup!' when you tell a Jambo that his team are perilously close to ceasing to exist. They deserve all they get.

**Hibs_Lass** · 31-10-06, 13:50

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Originally Posted by Boogy

There was a time when I would have said it would be a shame to see Hearts go under. Although I do hate them, the friendly banter with mates, colleagues etc. would be missed. Going to a derby at Tynie with three sides of a pink stadium watching you bouncing up and down would be missed, and the 'en masse e-mail' after a derby victory would be sorely missed.
HOWEVER, due to the sheer ARROGANCE, ill-feeling and all-out nasty attitude exuded by the superiority-driven, egotistical majority of Yams I've encountered in the past two years since 'The Saviour' took over, I personally hope they fold (and in spectacular fashion - weeping Jambos at Tynecastle after last minute consortium bid fails type stuff).
I don't think they would ever truly disappear, but a few seasons in the doldrums of Scottish Football may be just the tonic for the p*sh the rest of us have had to endure over the last 12-24 months. And also for the continual rhetort of 'aye but youz huvnae wun a cup!' when you tell a Jambo that his team are perilously close to ceasing to exist. They deserve all they get.

Totally agree with you. I always said I would just like to see them relegated for a year or so however now that is just not enough, I am sick of death of the way they think they are the ONLY team in Edinburgh and should have to listen to their talk of how Romanov will make them "the" best force in Scottish footie, I want them to go under and I for one will smile politely and say I told you so....

mad giraffe · 31-10-06, 14:42

they wont go under, and i wouldnt want them to.

but they will suffer big style, and for a long time. and the delusional idiots deserve all they get for having their heads in the sand through all of this.

BurbankHibee · 31-10-06, 15:38

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Originally Posted by egb_hibs

here's a bit wild arsed speculation for you; i can see hearts ending up being airdrie to a busted livi, in the clydebank role.

I don't think that is such a wild arsed speculation.

supastar · 31-10-06, 15:56

Call me bitter if you want but in my opinion relagation or administration would be too good for them. Their legions of arrogant and deluded self important fools deserve to suffer and see their team go out like Third Lanark. More dramatic the death of Hearts FC the better.....

In simple words FECK THEM

**TariqE** · 31-10-06, 16:13

I see the points being made about Airdrie- Airdrieonians DID cease to exist. The thing is that Clydebank did not go bust (because they didn't owe anything to anyone even though the club was worthless and homeless). After Airdrieonians vanished a group of folks (can't remember and don't care who it was) 'bought' Clydebank and renamed them Airdrie Utd and gave them a home at the Shyberry Excelsior

If Heart of Midlothian went bust and a group got together and took over Livi and became Hearts Utd or Heart of WEST Lothian (which would probably be a reasonably astute marketing move given the circumstances), the 'heart' of the club would be ripped out. Tynie would be gone, and they would either have to use the Livingston Motorola West Lothian Courier Almondvale Stadium or build a new place on the outskirts of town (maybe Straiton

)- this might prove expensive, especially for a 1st division club

Whatever happens or however they would re-incarnate themselves, it would mean a good few years in the sheeite.

Our new year fixture in the future could be the 'Heart of Midlothian' memorial fixture with the appropriate black flags/armbands/etc...........maybe I'm just getting carried away now.

:YAYYY:

BurbankHibee · 31-10-06, 16:38

I just hope the cooncil don't start thinking about bailing them out with some joint venture to build a new stadium. But I think they are heading down the road of bumping Livi out of their ground, sharing Murrayfield or the cooncil getting involved and something is built out Straiton way. But in any event, it will be flats in Tynie, a good few seasons in the first division and much gnashing of teeth.

Brainwrong · 31-10-06, 19:44

What I forgot to mention in my bitter drunken stupor last night was that a big part of me not giving a feck is the total lack of support/solidarity received during Hands off Hibs. As far as I can remember not one Yam help. The odd one might have said they wouldn't like us to be wiped out by Wallet Merger but do you know of any that actually gave a feck and didn't think the whole thing was fecking hilarious?

Then again, mibby I should show them I'm better than that. Rise above it?...

...nah, feck the Hertz.

**egb_hibs** · 31-10-06, 20:16

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Originally Posted by Brainwrong

What I forgot to mention in my bitter drunken stupor last night was that a big part of me not giving a feck is the total lack of support/solidarity received during Hands off Hibs. As far as I can remember not one Yam help. The odd one might have said they wouldn't like us to be wiped out by Wallet Merger but do you know of any that actually gave a feck and didn't think the whole thing was fecking hilarious?

Then again, mibby I should show them I'm better than that. Rise above it?...

...nah, feck the Hertz.

there were some yams at the ER rally.

but i don't give a feck. still want them served up.

Brainwrong · 31-10-06, 20:35

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Originally Posted by egb_hibs

there were some yams at the ER rally.

but i don't give a feck. still want them served up.

Thought that might have been the case but I was only about 11 and there's been a plethora of brain cells dispatched since then...

BurbankHibee · 31-10-06, 21:17

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Originally Posted by egb_hibs

there were some yams at the ER rally.

Precious few if I remember correctly.

**Beagle** · 31-10-06, 21:45

Didn't wee fat Robbo, who I believe was brought up a Hibby, give support to the cause while he was still a Yams player

oo2beahibby · 31-10-06, 22:01

I really, really don't want them to go under. A good few years slogging it out with the Cowdenbeaths and Stirling Albions of our fine country would be far more humiliating for them than death. And it's humiliation in the biggest dollops possible that the arrogant twat fans that populate JKB deserve.

Here's an exclusive scoop from JKB in 2010 after a heroic 0-0 draw against the Blue Brazil:

Dexter: Ah, but remember, we're now unbeaten in three games against Cowdenbeath.

Someothersadyam****: But Dexter, we're rock bottom of the third division after 32 games and haven't scored for the eighth game in a row.

Dexter: Believe son, believe. Vlad might have dampened my spirits, but he's not destroyed them.

**egb_hibs** · 01-11-06, 20:40

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Originally Posted by Beagle

Didn't wee fat Robbo, who I believe was brought up a Hibby, give support to the cause while he was still a Yams player

He did. He took the stage at the usher hall rally and spoke out against mercer's plans, to a rapturous reception.

**©stretch** · 01-11-06, 21:34

I hope they go t!ts up ASAP.

I never want to see that shitty strip ever again,unless it's in a museum, or Arbroath are in town.

**alnewhaven** · 02-11-06, 12:29

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Originally Posted by Pilrig

The memebers joined a club called White Star and renamed it Heart of Mid-Lothian (as how the county used to be spelt).

Hmmm...the White Star line owned the Titanic. Maybe tthat name is doomed by fate.

**Greenscratch** · 02-11-06, 13:41

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I hope they go t!ts up ASAP.

I never want to see that shitty strip ever again,unless it's in a museum, or Arbroath are in town.

Top post

My opinions is we've seen the "real yam" supporters since mad vlad mcromanob took over.

Hope you gunt f***s sink wi yer team

**brianmac** · 02-11-06, 14:07

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Originally Posted by Greenscratch

Top post

My opinions is we've seen the "real yam" suppo

31-10-06, 00:03	#1
Brainwrong Vernacular Radge Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jist doon the road, laddie Age: 31 Posts: 2,670 Thanks: 6 Thanked 68 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 10	Last Yam on Maudlin Street So, we've all (excluding me) discussed the permanent sinking of the guid ship Yam. But, do you really want to see the feckers gone forever? Was speaking to my faither (69 yr old die hard Hibby) yesterday who stated that it would be a sad day for Embra the day that Hertz disappeared (into a puff of illogic) due to the 'tradition' i.e. 1875. I can only conclude that because the only match he's been to in my life was the 1-0 92nd minute O'Conner goal Aug 2003 he's talking oot his erse. From my perspective, having endured the delusional feckers my whole life (at school, work, play, the rest) but particularly in the past two years of media pish, I'd be glad if the feckers went down. Why? The fans. Don't get me wrong, I have mates that are yams. Very few. But it's true. THey are mates,chose the wrong path, still mates. However; in my opinion an FC is defined by it's fans... And, sorry to say but, the majority of the Fertz fans I've met are phuqing phanbelts! __________________ The twisted brainwrong of a one-off man mental. Me: http://www.myspace.com/clintomatic

31-10-06, 00:16	#2
BurbankHibee Micro$oft Hating Radge Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Burbank, CA Posts: 3,910 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 10	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street If going into administration didn't kill Airdrie I doubt it will kill Hearts. They will be around for a long time to come. The only difference will be that they will have to share a ground, probably Murrayfield or maybe even out at Livingston (NOT ours) and will be playing in at least one division lower than us at all times. This will severely eat into their fan base. The long term damage the madman is doing is irreparable. Unless of course the madman has a $hitload of money to throw at them but I don't think so. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

31-10-06, 09:59	#5
Boogy Adult Radge Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: EDINBURGH Age: 27 Posts: 366 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 4	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street There was a time when I would have said it would be a shame to see Hearts go under. Although I do hate them, the friendly banter with mates, colleagues etc. would be missed. Going to a derby at Tynie with three sides of a pink stadium watching you bouncing up and down would be missed, and the 'en masse e-mail' after a derby victory would be sorely missed. HOWEVER, due to the sheer ARROGANCE, ill-feeling and all-out nasty attitude exuded by the superiority-driven, egotistical majority of Yams I've encountered in the past two years since 'The Saviour' took over, I personally hope they fold (and in spectacular fashion - weeping Jambos at Tynecastle after last minute consortium bid fails type stuff). I don't think they would ever truly disappear, but a few seasons in the doldrums of Scottish Football may be just the tonic for the p*sh the rest of us have had to endure over the last 12-24 months. And also for the continual rhetort of 'aye but youz huvnae wun a cup!' when you tell a Jambo that his team are perilously close to ceasing to exist. They deserve all they get.

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mad giraffe Adult Radge Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dunfermline Age: 31 Posts: 351 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 7	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street they wont go under, and i wouldnt want them to. but they will suffer big style, and for a long time. and the delusional idiots deserve all they get for having their heads in the sand through all of this. __________________ mon the cabbage

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TariqE Barbary Corsair Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Execution Dock Age: 31 Posts: 1,411 Thanks: 4 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 5	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street I see the points being made about Airdrie- Airdrieonians DID cease to exist. The thing is that Clydebank did not go bust (because they didn't owe anything to anyone even though the club was worthless and homeless). After Airdrieonians vanished a group of folks (can't remember and don't care who it was) 'bought' Clydebank and renamed them Airdrie Utd and gave them a home at the Shyberry Excelsior If Heart of Midlothian went bust and a group got together and took over Livi and became Hearts Utd or Heart of WEST Lothian (which would probably be a reasonably astute marketing move given the circumstances), the 'heart' of the club would be ripped out. Tynie would be gone, and they would either have to use the Livingston Motorola West Lothian Courier Almondvale Stadium or build a new place on the outskirts of town (maybe Straiton )- this might prove expensive, especially for a 1st division club Whatever happens or however they would re-incarnate themselves, it would mean a good few years in the sheeite. Our new year fixture in the future could be the 'Heart of Midlothian' memorial fixture with the appropriate black flags/armbands/etc...........maybe I'm just getting carried away now. :YAYYY: __________________ By the sky and the Night-Comer- What will explain to you what the Night-Comer is? The piercing star. There is a watcher over every soul.

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BurbankHibee Micro$oft Hating Radge Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Burbank, CA Posts: 3,910 Thanks: 1 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Rep Power: 10	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street I just hope the cooncil don't start thinking about bailing them out with some joint venture to build a new stadium. But I think they are heading down the road of bumping Livi out of their ground, sharing Murrayfield or the cooncil getting involved and something is built out Straiton way. But in any event, it will be flats in Tynie, a good few seasons in the first division and much gnashing of teeth. __________________ Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Benjamin Franklin

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Brainwrong Vernacular Radge Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jist doon the road, laddie Age: 31 Posts: 2,670 Thanks: 6 Thanked 68 Times in 17 Posts Rep Power: 10	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street What I forgot to mention in my bitter drunken stupor last night was that a big part of me not giving a feck is the total lack of support/solidarity received during Hands off Hibs. As far as I can remember not one Yam help. The odd one might have said they wouldn't like us to be wiped out by Wallet Merger but do you know of any that actually gave a feck and didn't think the whole thing was fecking hilarious? Then again, mibby I should show them I'm better than that. Rise above it?... ...nah, feck the Hertz. __________________ The twisted brainwrong of a one-off man mental. Me: http://www.myspace.com/clintomatic

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Beagle A radge, a radge, my kingdom for a radge Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Fauldhouse Age: 45 Posts: 373 My Mood: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 3	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street Didn't wee fat Robbo, who I believe was brought up a Hibby, give support to the cause while he was still a Yams player __________________ Yam - Act like a twat look like a twat My Countdown Is........ Counting down to: The schools going back and peace returning That's it for another year - feet up now

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oo2beahibby Hibsterical Radge Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Braidwood, Lanarkshire Age: 42 Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 14 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 9	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street I really, really don't want them to go under. A good few years slogging it out with the Cowdenbeaths and Stirling Albions of our fine country would be far more humiliating for them than death. And it's humiliation in the biggest dollops possible that the arrogant twat fans that populate JKB deserve. Here's an exclusive scoop from JKB in 2010 after a heroic 0-0 draw against the Blue Brazil: Dexter: Ah, but remember, we're now unbeaten in three games against Cowdenbeath. Someothersadyam****: But Dexter, we're rock bottom of the third division after 32 games and haven't scored for the eighth game in a row. Dexter: Believe son, believe. Vlad might have dampened my spirits, but he's not destroyed them. __________________ Clydesdale Bank Premier League Table 06 October 2007 16:54 1 Hibernian 9 9 21 2 Celtic 8 21 19 3 Rangers 9 15 19 4 Dundee Utd 9 4 16 5 Hearts 9 1 14 6 Motherwell 9 -1 13

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©stretch Sir Stretchy of Stretchness Ya Radges Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Tranent Age: 50 Posts: 6,532 My Mood: Thanks: 56 Thanked 48 Times in 30 Posts Rep Power: 20	Re: Last Yam on Maudlin Street I hope they go t!ts up ASAP. I never want to see that shitty strip ever again,unless it's in a museum, or Arbroath are in town. __________________ Well said Andy. Your column today was a rare nugget of sweetcorn in that very toly known as your opinion.© Seven Tattoos