If Paul Anka wrote a song for old maroon eyes.......

[Seven Tattoos]

Then it might go something like this:

And now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain.
The fans, I'll say it clear, I’ll rant again, of this I'm certain.
I've changed, a winning team, I've sent some players, down the highway.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few, hiring Rix, and sacking Burley.
The league – what could I do? Those journalists have cost us dearly.
I dropped, the better players, when they began, to defy me.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

And as for Miko, I'm sure you guessed, he wasn’t good, but here’s a reason:
The others - they needed rest, as they were wrong, and committed treason,
Skacel’s gone, and Webster too, but fear not Hearts, and listen closely,
I’ll soon, board the K-19,
And be on my way.

And now, I must confess, I plan to sell, beloved Tynie,
My love, I still profess, but there’s no choice, so don’t be whiny,
Tesco’s good, so don’t despair, or better still, give support to Kaunas,
You’ll still, still get to cheer,
Poor old Cesnauskas.

That’s it! I’m on my way, the clowns have left, the Tynie circus,
I failed, to save the day, but I protest – I tried in earnest,
There was a scheme, to bring me down, the SFA, were all against me,
But, remember this,
I did it MYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYY!

(with credit to the Hibbie poster on keechback!)

[Northern Ireland Hibby]

Soupoib

[Hampden_Hibby]

and if Lennon and McCartney had wrote a song..

1
In the town where my team play,
There’s a mad man so they say,
He says he’s treated like a leper,
He goes through gaffers like arse paper

Chorus
He once lived in a rusting submarine
He called it K19, it was a big machine,
He once lived in a rusting submarine,
With one or two ‘freens’ and 3 tubs of Vaseline.

2
He came ashore in Edinburgh,
But he didn’t know what for?
He didn’t have too many scruples,
He gave the pieman loadsa roubles.

Chorus
He saved the world in his rusting submarine
And he is very keen to tell us where he’d been,
He saved us all in his rusting submarine,
He saved us from a war, a war so obscene.

3
But Vlad and Gareth have had their day,
Here comes K19 to take them away,
The yam fuds didn’t want the hassle,
But there's a Cala showhouse at Tynecastle.

[Kenny]

(Hit) (Hit) (Miss) (Hit) (Hit)

thats 4 hits and 1 miss so poppickers we make that one a HIT!

[Spike]

Originally Posted by Seven Tattoos

Then it might go something like this:

And now, the end is near, and so I face, the final curtain.
The fans, I'll say it clear, I’ll rant again, of this I'm certain.
I've changed, a winning team, I've sent some players, down the highway.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

Regrets, I've had a few, hiring Rix, and sacking Burley.
The league – what could I do? Those journalists have cost us dearly.
I dropped, the better players, when they began, to defy me.
And more, much more than this,
I did it my way.

And as for Miko, I'm sure you guessed, he wasn’t good, but here’s a reason:
The others - they needed rest, as they were wrong, and committed treason,
Skacel’s gone, and Webster too, but fear not Hearts, and listen closely,
I’ll soon, board the K-19,
And be on my way.

And now, I must confess, I plan to sell, beloved Tynie,
My love, I still profess, but there’s no choice, so don’t be whiny,
Tesco’s good, so don’t despair, or better still, give support to Kaunas,
You’ll still, still get to cheer,
Poor old Cesnauskas.

That’s it! I’m on my way, the clowns have left, the Tynie circus,
I failed, to save the day, but I protest – I tried in earnest,
There was a scheme, to bring me down, the SFA, were all against me,
But, remember this,
I did it MYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYY!

(with credit to the Hibbie poster on keechback!)

woof

[Spike]

Originally Posted by Hampden_Hibby

and if Lennon and McCartney had wrote a song..

1
In the town where my team play,
There’s a mad man so they say,
He says he’s treated like a leper,
He goes through gaffers like arse paper

Chorus
He once lived in a rusting submarine
He called it K19, it was a big machine,
He once lived in a rusting submarine,
With one or two ‘freens’ and 3 tubs of Vaseline.

2
He came ashore in Edinburgh,
But he didn’t know what for?
He didn’t have too many scruples,
He gave the pieman loadsa roubles.

Chorus
He saved the world in his rusting submarine
And he is very keen to tell us where he’d been,
He saved us all in his rusting submarine,
He saved us from a war, a war so obscene.

3
But Vlad and Gareth have had their day,
Here comes K19 to take them away,
The yam fuds didn’t want the hassle,
But there's a Cala showhouse at Tynecastle.

woof