The Last King Of Gorgie

[Seven Tattoos]

The Last King of Scotland is an excellent book, by Giles Foden, about that very verbose despot Idi Amin. The Last King of Gorgie really is an appropriate title for Idi Maroon. Anyway, just decided to have a wee gander and a giggle on Keechback and was greeted by this announcement:

Due to Friday's announcement by the players, JKB is VERY busy. To ensure that we stay online, can we ask all members to read the current posts carefully, before deciding to post your own message. The reason the board crashes is because too many people are trying to post at the one time, and until things calm down a bit on here, please post messages sparingly - quite often, your points will have been made by other users. We thank you for your patience and hopefully (!) things will improve soon.

No, you bunch of dreamers. I got banned by you kantz back in August for telling it like it is and now you're all keeching yourself that Hans Christian Andersson really will turn out to be a werewolf.

Silly deluded clowns, we feel no sympathy for you. Maybe you can build sandcastles at Porty beach on Saturday afternoons from now on. Cos that's what your castle's made of. Sand.

By the way, you got the last bit wrong: hopefully, the decline continues. Degeneration for the deluded generation.

Anyone got any vallies? LARVELY! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!