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**1875** · 16-05-06, 16:00

BREAKING NEWS

Yup, its been a week or two since the comedy of errors that is Heart of Midlothian entertained us, but today they are right back on track!!

Romanov and his band of Russian Nuclear Submariners were invited up to the City Chambers today. They turned up in a wee fleet of four cabs, driven by gloating but patently stupid gunts. The first taxi arrives at the City Chambers Quadrant Entrance off the High Street, presses the buzzer and says 'We're Here'. Reception lower the security bollard and he drives through closely followed by taxi 2, driven by an even more glaikit gunt.

This is where it all goes pete tong. Like most Government Buildings, secure car parks are protected by automatic bollards that work on a three or so second delay. As taxi two tailgates taxi one into the Quadrant, woooooooossss
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h, the front axle of the taxi is whacked buy the automatic security bollard, the taxi is scudded upwards and the passengers are injured.

Seems what a near nuclear disaster couldnae achieve was managed by a bollard at the cooncil!!!

No doubt Vlad will blame a Hibby.
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**JamieHibby** · 16-05-06, 16:04

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Originally Posted by 1875

BREAKING NEWS

Yup, its been a week or two since the comedy of errors that is Heart of Midlothian entertained us, but today they are right back on track!!

Romanov and his band of Russian Nuclear Submariners were invited up to the City Chambers today. They turned up in a wee fleet of four cabs, driven by gloating but patently stupid gunts. The first taxi arrives at the City Chambers Quadrant Entrance off the High Street, presses the buzzer and says 'We're Here'. Reception lower the security bollard and he drives through closely followed by taxi 2, driven by an even more glaikit gunt.

This is where it all goes pete tong. Like most Government Buildings, secure car parks are protected by automatic bollards that work on a three or so second delay. As taxi two tailgates taxi one into the Quadrant, woooooooossss
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h, the front axle of the taxi is whacked buy the automatic security bollard, the taxi is scudded upwards and the passengers are injured.

Seems what a near nuclear disaster couldnae achieve was managed by a bollard at the cooncil!!!

No doubt Vlad will blame a Hibby.
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Hibees7062 · 16-05-06, 16:04

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Originally Posted by 1875

BREAKING NEWS

Yup, its been a week or two since the comedy of errors that is Heart of Midlothian entertained us, but today they are right back on track!!

Romanov and his band of Russian Nuclear Submariners were invited up to the City Chambers today. They turned up in a wee fleet of four cabs, driven by gloating but patently stupid gunts. The first taxi arrives at the City Chambers Quadrant Entrance off the High Street, presses the buzzer and says 'We're Here'. Reception lower the security bollard and he drives through closely followed by taxi 2, driven by an even more glaikit gunt.

This is where it all goes pete tong. Like most Government Buildings, secure car parks are protected by automatic bollards that work on a three or so second delay. As taxi two tailgates taxi one into the Quadrant, woooooooossss
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h, the front axle of the taxi is whacked buy the automatic security bollard, the taxi is scudded upwards and the passengers are injured.

Seems what a near nuclear disaster couldnae achieve was managed by a bollard at the cooncil!!!

No doubt Vlad will blame a Hibby.
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It's a conspiracy. If that bollard hadn't been there, Hearts would have won the league.

Archie1875 · 16-05-06, 16:16

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It's a conspiracy. If that bollard hadn't been there, Hearts would have won the league.[/quote]

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BurbankHibee · 16-05-06, 17:59

Did they shout "Penalty ref !!" as the bollard went in ?
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Burbank Lilywhite · 16-05-06, 18:24

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Did they shout "Penalty ref !!" as the bollard went in ?
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No, they shouted deeper, harder, faster. Like Hartley would have had he been there.

**Tully** · 16-05-06, 18:36

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Originally Posted by 1875

BREAKING NEWS

Yup, its been a week or two since the comedy of errors that is Heart of Midlothian entertained us, but today they are right back on track!!

Romanov and his band of Russian Nuclear Submariners were invited up to the City Chambers today. They turned up in a wee fleet of four cabs, driven by gloating but patently stupid gunts. The first taxi arrives at the City Chambers Quadrant Entrance off the High Street, presses the buzzer and says 'We're Here'. Reception lower the security bollard and he drives through closely followed by taxi 2, driven by an even more glaikit gunt.

This is where it all goes pete tong. Like most Government Buildings, secure car parks are protected by automatic bollards that work on a three or so second delay. As taxi two tailgates taxi one into the Quadrant, woooooooossss
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h, the front axle of the taxi is whacked buy the automatic security bollard, the taxi is scudded upwards and the passengers are injured.

Seems what a near nuclear disaster couldnae achieve was managed by a bollard at the cooncil!!!

No doubt Vlad will blame a Hibby.
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**Tully** · 16-05-06, 18:38

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It's a conspiracy. If that bollard hadn't been there, Hearts would have won the league.

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Smurf · 16-05-06, 19:42

Love it.
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**Deeks Second Coming** · 16-05-06, 20:03

I can see the headline tomorrow. COLD WAR VETERANS TORPEDOED BY BOLLARD IN EDINBURGH.......Oh ma U boats are killing me..
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**Gunnerhibby** · 16-05-06, 20:17

Which brings to mind a wee story I was told by a couple of Gunts in the Gunner on sunday night.

Someone posted earlier in the week about them charging a fiver a heid for the privilage of the fans to see them parade the cup at the Bus Shelter. I heard on the wireless that there were tickets available for this and ST holders had to seated for 2 bells, what I did'nt know, until the 2 Gunner Gunts told me was, they even charged ST holders a fiver tae. They wirnae happy about it likesay.
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Now thats takin' the piss, Vlad
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Toolpusher · 16-05-06, 23:04

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Did they shout "Penalty ref !!" as the bollard went in ?
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Of course, Romanov will now demand a replay
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**hibbyharp1875** · 17-05-06, 00:51

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Which brings to mind a wee story I was told by a couple of Gunts in the Gunner on sunday night.

Someone posted earlier in the week about them charging a fiver a heid for the privilage of the fans to see them parade the cup at the Bus Shelter. I heard on the wireless that there were tickets available for this and ST holders had to seated for 2 bells, what I did'nt know, until the 2 Gunner Gunts told me was, they even charged ST holders a fiver tae. They wirnae happy about it likesay.
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Now thats takin' the piss, Vlad
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season ticket holders where being charged 5 quid and non season where being charged 10 quid, and the scumbos are charging 15 quid to have your picture taken with the cup foto ,smile please you dumb phuck wits you are being taken for mugs and being treated with contempt by vlad the vampire ,and he is gonna suck you dry before flying back to trans lithuania,ha ha ha ha canny wait :lol :lol :party17: :party17: :party17: :party17: :lol :lol

nabser · 17-05-06, 22:47

always knew the yams didnt like it up them except for hartley of course
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**Forzahibs** · 17-05-06, 22:50

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season ticket holders where being charged 5 quid and non season where being charged 10 quid, and the scumbos are charging 15 quid to have your picture taken with the cup foto ,smile please you dumb phuck wits you are being taken for mugs and being treated with contempt by vlad the vampire ,and he is gonna suck you dry before flying back to trans lithuania,ha ha ha ha canny wait :lol :lol :party17: :party17: :party17: :party17: :lol :lol

I thought he only did that to Hartley (according to the song anyway)
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16-05-06, 16:00	#1
1875 Vino Tinto Admin Radge Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Livingston/ Dublin Age: 42 Posts: 17,203 vCash: 500 Thanks: 1 Thanked 9 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 36	The Romanov laughathon continues BREAKING NEWS Yup, its been a week or two since the comedy of errors that is Heart of Midlothian entertained us, but today they are right back on track!! Romanov and his band of Russian Nuclear Submariners were invited up to the City Chambers today. They turned up in a wee fleet of four cabs, driven by gloating but patently stupid gunts. The first taxi arrives at the City Chambers Quadrant Entrance off the High Street, presses the buzzer and says 'We're Here'. Reception lower the security bollard and he drives through closely followed by taxi 2, driven by an even more glaikit gunt. This is where it all goes pete tong. Like most Government Buildings, secure car parks are protected by automatic bollards that work on a three or so second delay. As taxi two tailgates taxi one into the Quadrant, woooooooossss To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. h, the front axle of the taxi is whacked buy the automatic security bollard, the taxi is scudded upwards and the passengers are injured. Seems what a near nuclear disaster couldnae achieve was managed by a bollard at the cooncil!!! No doubt Vlad will blame a Hibby. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

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Archie1875 Big Bad Mental Radge Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sunny Leith!! Posts: 571 vCash: 500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 5	Re: The Romanov laughathon continues [quote=Hibees7062] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. It's a conspiracy. If that bollard hadn't been there, Hearts would have won the league.[/quote] To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Gunnerhibby Freeloading Admin Radge Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Muirhouse Age: 35 Posts: 12,525 vCash: 500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 25 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 26	Re: The Romanov laughathon continues Which brings to mind a wee story I was told by a couple of Gunts in the Gunner on sunday night. Someone posted earlier in the week about them charging a fiver a heid for the privilage of the fans to see them parade the cup at the Bus Shelter. I heard on the wireless that there were tickets available for this and ST holders had to seated for 2 bells, what I did'nt know, until the 2 Gunner Gunts told me was, they even charged ST holders a fiver tae. They wirnae happy about it likesay. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Now thats takin' the piss, Vlad To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. __________________ *The Daily Record* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *The jobs not finished 'til the paperworks done*

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