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Colr · 07-05-06, 12:17

A bloke I know has managed to put his back out demonstrating a Beyonce butt-shake for his bird.

What is the stupidest way you have done yourself an injury?

**Grant1875** · 07-05-06, 12:19

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Originally Posted by Colr

A bloke I know has managed to put his back out demonstrating a Beyonce butt-shake for his bird.

What is the stupidest way you have done yourself an injury?

Got knocked doon when I decided to go for a cycle half cut
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Had a bit of a sore side (ribs, hip etc), the bike took most of the force though
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bigmanandy · 07-05-06, 12:20

Jumped off my Bunkbed when i thought i could fly and smacked my face off the ground
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it was really sore at the time, did my cheek bone in but its the funniest and stupidest thing ive done and oviously i was a lot younger when i did it .

**beefy** · 07-05-06, 12:28

I was dismantling a wooden window frame,in an upward fashion trying yo knock the top piece off,i missed and smacked my napper full force with a Estwing hammer.Had to go to hospital with concussion.Even the doc was pissing himself when i explained how it happened.

Cal_Hibby_4_Life · 07-05-06, 12:30

at school, playing high-tig(primary school) i jumped off a bench, and my leg got caught and i landed on a rusty screw pointing up the way and slid accross it! still got the scar and it total went weird the scar, had to get the wee butterfly stitches and that !
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lol it was more annoying cause i ripped ma trousers
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**PPK (The Arcade KING-RIP Les)** · 07-05-06, 12:34

Was a bit worse for wear
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at a BBQ a couple of years ago and decided to show the kids the proper way to go down the slide, ended up having to get an operation on my knee and was off work for two months
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**Evil Monkey** · 07-05-06, 12:35

I ran & jumped over a small wall without checking what was on the otherside first turns out it was a 15 foot drop which would have been bad enough, except for the fact there was also a bench there, I landed right on the bench & fecked my ribs
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Postiga · 07-05-06, 15:07

Dived over a hedge whilst guttered coming back from the boozer with my mate, Thought it was grass on the other side butinstead i cut my face diving into a garden full of chips (the stones not potatoes.;-). )

**kev1875** · 07-05-06, 15:37

Having got to Manchester Piccadily last year on the way to see oasis at the City of Manc lat summer, i was walking of the train having a bit of banter with my brother and my mates when i stepped of the train, missed the platform and fell straight down the side of the train. Fecked a brand new pair of shoes, ripped the nail of my big toe and ended up with a beauty of a gash on my leg which let blood pish oot all over my jeans. Nearly never got in as the steward thought i had been scrapping, but when i told him what happened and after a minute or two of laughter he let me in and got a paramedic to have a look at me as well. It was fecking sare in the morning as well.

Murray6 · 07-05-06, 15:57

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I was dismantling a wooden window frame,in an upward fashion trying yo knock the top piece off,i missed and smacked my napper full force with a Estwing hammer.Had to go to hospital with concussion.Even the doc was pissing himself when i explained how it happened.

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alkie · 07-05-06, 17:27

Jumped a 4 feet high wall only to find out it was 6 feet high on the other side. Sprained my ankle!

Pars Till I Die · 07-05-06, 20:24

Nothing that bad .Playing football sliped smashed my head off the pavement and i have a scar just above my left eye.

Colr · 07-05-06, 20:32

Boucing on my grannies fold up bed as a wee boy fell of and hit my nose on one of the metal spars. I now have a scar on the brodge of my node which tends to give me a rather serious look at times!!
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Also broke a few bones showing off my prowess on a Tarzan swing

**hibbyharp1875** · 07-05-06, 20:33

was in the garden , and stood on a rake which was feckin agony but the pole shot up and scudded me on the back of the head and i had a lump the size of an egg , my wife was p1ssing herself as i hopped about clutching my head ,still get ripped for it every time i am gardening , silly moo !
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Bridie · 07-05-06, 21:35

Bit vaugue as to how I did it but I managed to put a No8 knitting needle through the big toe on my right foot when I was about 10. I do remember I was sitting behind the couch in the living room while wearing a pink nylon nightee when it happened. I also remember calmly pulling it out from my toe and being too terrified to tell my mum and dad in case I got into trouble!

Also stabbed myself - by accident - in the wrist with a chisel while digging a dandelion out of the grass...again when I was about 9 or 10.
My dad witnessed that mishap and I do remember him freaking a bit at the spurts of blood...
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blue toon hibby · 07-05-06, 21:39

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Bit vaugue as to how I did it but I managed to put a No8 knitting needle through the big toe on my right foot when I was about 10. I do remember I was sitting behind the couch in the living room while wearing a pink nylon nightee when it happened. I also remember calmly pulling it out from my toe and being too terrified to tell my mum and dad in case I got into trouble!

Also stabbed myself - by accident - in the wrist with a chisel while digging a dandelion out of the grass...again when I was about 9 or 10.
My dad witnessed that mishap and I do remember him freaking a bit at the spurts of blood...
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I take it Scoobie keeps all sharp instruments safely out of your reach nowadays?

Bridie · 07-05-06, 21:46

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I take it Scoobie keeps all sharp instruments safely out of your reach nowadays?

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Managed to slash my ring finger the other day with a craft knife while putting a tag on the new pussycat's collar.....M, you may have a point!
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Pars Till I Die · 07-05-06, 21:48

Aggh they all sound sare.

Bridie · 07-05-06, 21:51

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Aggh they all sound sare.

Funnily enough, I remember no pain as a child but the cat tag incident the other dat was nippy as f£ck!
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nicole..hfc · 07-05-06, 21:51

i ran into the vault doing gymnastics and could hardly move my foot

Pars Till I Die · 07-05-06, 22:03

Aw poor Nicowel

CadgeMac · 08-05-06, 08:02

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Originally Posted by Colr

A bloke I know has managed to put his back out demonstrating a Beyonce butt-shake for his bird.

What is the stupidest way you have done yourself an injury?

either when i was tripped and i managed to roll and land perfectly on my coller bone which snapped or when i kicked the post after losingat football and it broke my toe

snoots · 08-05-06, 10:02

30ft up the top a scaffold in Aberdeen airport drilling into a steel b

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