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Greatest movie lines
Bit of light relief for a Friday all. Ger yer Google on folks -
John Bernard Books (John Wayne), The Shootist: "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a-hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them." Doctor Evil (Mike Myers), Austin Powers: "The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds—pretty standard really." Todd Hockey (can't remember the actor), Usual Suspects: Cop: I can place you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. Hockney: "Really? I live in Queens... Did you have a team of monkeys working around the clock to figure that one out?" And, surprise surprise, Blake (Alex Baldwin) in Glengarry Glenross: Blake: A-B-C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's **** or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for *****?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the prospects comin' in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money!
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Fat Sam: You spend more time putting on your face than there is time in the day
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07-04-06, 11:02
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Marty McFly: "You made a Time Machine........ out of a DE LORAN??!"
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This one sends a shiver down my spine just reading it......
From On The Waterfront: Charley Malloy (Rod Steiger): Look, kid, I -- how much you weigh, Slick? When you weighed one hundred and sixty-eight pounds you were beautiful. You coulda been another Billy Conn, and that skunk we got you for a manager, he brought you along too fast. Terry Malloy (Brando): It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. Charley Malloy: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money. Terry Malloy: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley. Also, the opening couple of scenes from Apocalpse Now and the entire Goodfellas script are class To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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"Hang on lads, I've got a great idea!" from The Italian Job, great and unexpected ending
To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. “Oh, no! It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.” King Kong, great film aswell To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Say hello to my little friend" scarface, great ending To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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From the Blues Brothers:
Jake: You were outside, I was inside. You were supposed to keep in touch with the band. I kept asking you if we were gonna play again. Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you. Jake: You LIED to me. Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit. ______________________________ Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Jake: Hit it. |
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Very nice To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I've never seen 'They Live', but I love this line: "I came here to chew gum and kick ass...........and I'm all out of gum" And there are a few cracking lines in Heartbreak Ridge (in fact, probably the whole movie): COL. MEYERS: What's your assessment of this alert? GUNNY: It's a cluster f**k. COL. MEYERS: Say again? GUNNY: Marines are fighting men, sir. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have. --------- GUNNY: You can rob me. You can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me. ----------
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another john wayne film true grit " rooster cogburn" fill your hands you son of a bitch
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Clint Eastwood...The Outlaw Josie Wales
"You gonna pull those pistols...or whistle Dixie" Feckin Class
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Life of Brian.
Brians' mum to the massed crowds outside their house..................... "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" Braveheart. Wallace to his army.................................................... "They may take our lives, but they can never take our freedom. ALBA GU BRAGH" |
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if you die tonight, we're equal. Green Street
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Gary Oldman in the Firm: I told ya- i need the Buzz
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Some of the best and my favourite quotes come from BOND movies
Bond; Do you expect me to talk? Goldfinger; No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die! Bond; You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. Tatiana; Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big Bond; No, it's the right size..for me, that is. Fatima; Oh, how reckless of me. I've made you all wet. Bond; Yes, but my Martini's still dry Pussy; My name is Pussy Galore. Bond; I must be dreaming. Plenty; Hi, I'm Plenty O'Toole Bond; Named after your father perhaps? To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Legend
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Kurt Russell / MacReady, at the end of 'The Thing':
"Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens"
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"why johnny i apologise i forgot you were there, you may go now"
"we cross, does that we're not friends anymore, you know if we weren't friends anymore i dont think i could bear it" Val Kilmer in Tombstone, absolutely brilliant To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. had me in stiches To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. |
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Charlie in Mean Streets:
"you don't fuck around with the infinite"
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For brilliant lines you have to watch a film called My Cousin Vinny. Brilliant film writing them down as quotes wouldnt do them justice. My favourite film, some absoloutly hillarious stuff.
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Verbal: Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. USUAL SUSPECTS
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Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. BILLY MADISON
Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only... John McClane: No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza? DIE HARD
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