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[TariqE]

Anyone watching this freakumentary on Five (I know, I know) about the women bodybuilders?

Scary biscuits!
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Never seen such ugly, masculine women
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[Burbank Lilywhite]

Originally Posted by TariqE

Anyone watching this freakumentary on Five (I know, I know) about the women bodybuilders?

Scary biscuits!
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Never seen such ugly, masculine women
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Spoken like someone who never saw the East German women's synchronised swimming team at their peak.

[500miles]

Bet not one of you would say this to her face
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[Burbank Lilywhite]

Originally Posted by 500miles

Bet not one of you would say this to her face
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The things I've said to various women's faces would stagger the imagination. From the heart stopping make them fall madly in love charming, to the depths of jamboesque stupidity and revulsion and everything in between. You name it, I've probably said it. I've been given phone numbers, kissed on the cheek, kissed on the mouth (both with and without tongue mind you) slapped, smacked, belted, punched, kicked, spat on, been showered with beer, whiskey, wine, wine- coolers, soft drinks, cocktails, margaritas, pina coladas, shots and their various containers and am still her to tell the tale . Why should I change horses mid-race. Bring her on.
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[TariqE]

Originally Posted by Burbank Lilywhite

The things I've said to various women's faces would stagger the imagination. From the heart stopping make them fall madly in love charming, to the depths of jamboesque stupidity and revulsion and everything in between. You name it, I've probably said it. I've been given phone numbers, kissed on the cheek, kissed on the mouth (both with and without tongue mind you) slapped, smacked, belted, punched, kicked, spat on, been showered with beer, whiskey, wine, wine- coolers, soft drinks, cocktails, margaritas, pina coladas, shots and their various containers and am still her to tell the tale . Why should I change horses mid-race. Bring her on.
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Your local does a swanky line in cocktails!

I couldn't make such a comment to her face because I'm not sure where her neck ends and her face begins.

[Burbank Lilywhite]

Originally Posted by TariqE

Your local does a swanky line in cocktails!

That was just in LA at the Whisky A-Go-Go in 1986, never mind the rest of that decade of decadence or the years since.
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[Scoobie]

I watched most of it, but missed the end. Did the growler win?

[Naked Chef]

Originally Posted by Burbank Lilywhite

The things I've said to various women's faces would stagger the imagination. From the heart stopping make them fall madly in love charming, to the depths of jamboesque stupidity and revulsion and everything in between. You name it, I've probably said it. I've been given phone numbers, kissed on the cheek, kissed on the mouth (both with and without tongue mind you) slapped, smacked, belted, punched, kicked, spat on, been showered with beer, whiskey, wine, wine- coolers, soft drinks, cocktails, margaritas, pina coladas, shots and their various containers and am still her to tell the tale . Why should I change horses mid-race. Bring her on.
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Some examples J? Go on, give us a giggle.

[TariqE]

Originally Posted by Scoobie

I watched most of it, but missed the end. Did the growler win?

Missed the end too.......was beginning to make me feel ill.

[©stretch]

Originally Posted by Scoobie

I watched most of it, but missed the end. Did the growler win?

Nut
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She called up one of the judge's and asked where she finished. The guy told her 7th, as her bottom half was not symetrical with her top half.
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This thing won it. (wheres the sickbag smiley)


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[Burbank Lilywhite]

Originally Posted by ©stretch

Nut
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She called up one of the judge's and asked where she finished. The guy told her 7th, as her bottom half was not symetrical with her top half.
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This thing won it. (wheres the sickbag smiley)


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You've got to post some sort of warning before posting a image such as this. The shock, the horror, oh the humanity.

Originally Posted by Naked Chef

Go on, give us a giggle.

The one that seemed to draw the most reactions both good and bad was in discos asking them if their hips moved as well horizontally as they did vertically.

And then for the ones who decided it was beneath their social station to have anything to do with me, I'd ask whilest pointing at their boobs, "Do those come in an adult size?" What can I say, I live on the edge.

[BurbankHibee]

Reminds me of the joke about Fatima Whitbread going to the doctor about thick chest hair that had started growing, the perplexed doctor asks her "Hmm, and how far down does the hair growth go ?"

"Down to my balls" was her reply.

[egb_hibs]

Originally Posted by ©stretch

Nut
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She called up one of the judge's and asked where she finished. The guy told her 7th, as her bottom half was not symetrical with her top half.
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This thing won it. (wheres the sickbag smiley)


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If you popped one up there, would that not technically make you gay?

[©stretch]

Originally Posted by egb_hibs

If you popped one up there, would that not technically make you gay?

Aye maybe.
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But certainly fcukin insane.
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[Naked Chef]

Originally Posted by Burbank Lilywhite

The one that seemed to draw the most reactions both good and bad was in discos asking them if their hips moved as well horizontally as they did vertically.

And then for the ones who decided it was beneath their social station to have anything to do with me, I'd ask whilest pointing at their boobs, "Do those come in an adult size?" What can I say, I live on the edge.

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[Bannox]

Originally Posted by ©stretch

Nut
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She called up one of the judge's and asked where she finished. The guy told her 7th, as her bottom half was not symetrical with her top half.
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This thing won it. (wheres the sickbag smiley)


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Fkin number 13 .....(shiver smilie)


unlucky for some (canute)

[snoots]

Originally Posted by Burbank Lilywhite

I've been given phone numbers, kissed on the cheek, kissed on the mouth (both with and without tongue mind you) slapped, smacked, belted, punched, kicked, spat on, been showered with beer, whiskey, wine, wine- coolers, soft drinks, cocktails, margaritas, pina coladas, shots and their various containers and am still her to tell the tale .

Sounds like a great night out!
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[Burbank Lilywhite]

Originally Posted by Lord_Notsnooty

Sounds like a great night out!
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Night out, that's just happy hour for Burbank Hibee and myself.
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