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Bridie · 01-03-06, 19:18

Vote vote vote for the Nations Favourite Public Information Film.
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I'm Swithering between Charley Says and "Come on Dave, let's swim I say"(Teenagers Learn to Swim)

Some glaring omissions though:
Furry rug on the slippy floor becoming a leg-chomping man trap.
Old wifey on a shooglie chair changing light bulbs.

What's your favourite and why?

**Bartok** · 01-03-06, 19:29

Protect and Survive. Hilarious... and yet so sinister.
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I've got my fallout room all ready, white painted the windaes and everything.
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"If there is no solid cover, lie flat in a ditch or a hole, and cover your head face and your hands as fast as you can with some of your clothes..." Or alternatively put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

part/time supporter · 01-03-06, 19:50

Hale & Pace's rubber chicken.

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Must have been the only funny thing they ever did.

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The drowning one is terrifying.

Jimmy Saville advising 'you ladies' to wear your seatbelts (presumably because women are shit drivers).

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**Dub** · 01-03-06, 22:14

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Originally Posted by DaddyK

In event of Nuclear War.

Yon is a stoatir. When 100 megaton nuclear bomb looks set to go off in an urban area near you. Go under the stairs, into th stair cupboard, take water and put things like blankets and carpets against the windows.

Those of you living in high rise flats, have absolutely nae chance. In fact if you don't have a nuclear bunker, yer goosed. Ta ta until the next lifetime
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**Scoobie** · 01-03-06, 23:15

Haven't looked at the link yet, but I do remember the 'Bedtime Routine' 'Think once, think twice, think BIKE!' & one about two kids playing frisbee in a sub-powerstation. Like, if you actually would? I particularly remember that one, cos there was one up the road from where I grew up. That alone made me not buy frisbees!

**Forzahibs** · 01-03-06, 23:20

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Originally Posted by Scoobie

Haven't looked at the link yet, but I do remember the 'Bedtime Routine' 'Think once, think twice, think BIKE!' & one about two kids playing frisbee in a sub-powerstation. Like, if you actually would? I particularly remember that one, cos there was one up the road from where I grew up. That alone made me not buy frisbees!

The one with the cricket bat , jam & breeze block was better , who did that was it the Young Ones ???

Greenmachine · 01-03-06, 23:21

I liked "Snatch of the day", the one about Pickpockets on Picadilly Circus. Great fun looking back on these classics, I used to crease masel when they came on. Bring them back !!

**Scoobie** · 01-03-06, 23:21

Ahhh, the Bike and Frisbee ones were there on that list. Not Bedtime Routine. Nevermind.

I voted for Think once, think twice, think BIKE!!!!! Ya radges!

**Scoobie** · 01-03-06, 23:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by Forzahibs

The one with the cricket bat , jam & breeze block was better , who did that was it the Young Ones ???

Naw, you're thinking of Not the Nine O'Clock news where they did a parady. Turned out it had a good effect, actually.

Colr · 02-03-06, 10:13

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Originally Posted by Bridie

Vote vote vote for the Nations Favourite Public Information Film.
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I'm Swithering between Charley Says and "Come on Dave, let's swim I say"(Teenagers Learn to Swim)

Some glaring omissions though:
Furry rug on the slippy floor becoming a leg-chomping man trap.
Old wifey on a shooglie chair changing light bulbs.

What's your favourite and why?

If as many people voted for their gvernment and Councils as do for these shitty opinions polls we would have a more representative democracy.

That said:-

"Excuse me, sir,
May I enquire,
But isn't that your house on fire?"

Jumbo · 02-03-06, 12:56

Used to like Rolf Harris' learn to swim film, iirc something about him falling in a canal as a youngster, but the one with Dave who kept "losing his birds" was not bad

Marchmont Hibs · 02-03-06, 14:33

Don't let an old fridge be a new danger to children.

(Man appears with hammer)

Take off the door, or smash the lock, or better still, ask your local council to take it away or tell you how to dispose of it... before it kills a child!!

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**Scoobie** · 02-03-06, 16:47

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Originally Posted by Marchmont Hibs

before it kills a child!!

The new Daleks!

REFRIDGERATE! REFRIDGERATE!

Marchmont Hibs · 02-03-06, 18:05

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Originally Posted by Scoobie

The new Daleks!

REFRIDGERATE! REFRIDGERATE!

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Ali · 03-03-06, 22:13

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Originally Posted by Scoobie

Naw, you're thinking of Not the Nine O'Clock news where they did a parady. Turned out it had a good effect, actually.

Hmmm. I seem to remember it as being on the Young Ones too. "Think Once, Think Twice, Think Don't Drive Your Car On The Pavement".
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**hibbyharp1875** · 04-03-06, 00:35

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Vote vote vote for the Nations Favourite Public Information Film.
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I'm Swithering between Charley Says and "Come on Dave, let's swim I say"(Teenagers Learn to Swim)

Some glaring omissions though:
Furry rug on the slippy floor becoming a leg-chomping man trap.
Old wifey on a shooglie chair changing light bulbs.

What's your favourite and why?

learn to swim ! absolute 70's classic for me
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**Forzahibs** · 04-03-06, 10:42

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Hmmm. I seem to remember it as being on the Young Ones too. "Think Once, Think Twice, Think Don't Drive Your Car On The Pavement".
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Thats the one
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**Northern Ireland Hibby** · 04-03-06, 11:48

For sure, those are the Goliaths of the public information film.

But in NI we David: the Health Promotion Agency, kings of the daft patronising advert.

We've had one with a catchy [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here To Register] ("walking, that's what to do, yeah go walking, it's good for you") and another one which told us that more than three pints was 'binge drinking'
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(PS - Humour failure alert: It would be funny if my f**king NI taxes hadn't paid for this worthless, bedwetting, nanny state sh1te.)

Colr · 04-03-06, 11:58

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Originally Posted by Northern Ireland Hibby

("walking, that's what to do, yeah go walking, it's good for you"

Was that a campaign against knee-capping?

I'll get my coat.

**Northern Ireland Hibby** · 04-03-06, 12:00

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Originally Posted by Colr

Was that a campaign against knee-capping?

I'll get my coat.

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Nup - and it isn't an advert for the Orange Order either
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Colr · 04-03-06, 12:10

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Nup - and it isn't an advert for the Orange Order either
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Colr · 04-03-06, 19:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyK

My third worst joke ever:

What's an orangemans favourite month?

MARCH
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Like the Orange Lodge Calander.

It goes January, February, MARCH, MARCH, MARCH, MARCH....

01-03-06, 19:18	#1
Bridie Arty Radge Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bonnie Dundee - on the banks of the Silvery Tay Posts: 2,677 vCash: 500 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 9	The Nations Favourite...... Vote vote vote for the Nations Favourite Public Information Film. [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here To Register] I'm Swithering between Charley Says and "Come on Dave, let's swim I say"(Teenagers Learn to Swim) Some glaring omissions though: Furry rug on the slippy floor becoming a leg-chomping man trap. Old wifey on a shooglie chair changing light bulbs. What's your favourite and why? __________________ Twa Plain Bridies an' an igin' ane an' a'

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Bartok The artist formerly known as Dixie Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: back home Posts: 14,236 vCash: 500 My Mood: Thanks: 12 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 26	Re: The Nations Favourite...... Protect and Survive. Hilarious... and yet so sinister. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I've got my fallout room all ready, white painted the windaes and everything. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "If there is no solid cover, lie flat in a ditch or a hole, and cover your head face and your hands as fast as you can with some of your clothes..." Or alternatively put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

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part/time supporter Saintee's Radge Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Meadowbank Age: 26 Posts: 921 vCash: 500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 5	Re: The Nations Favourite...... Hale & Pace's rubber chicken. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Must have been the only funny thing they ever did. To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. The drowning one is terrifying. Jimmy Saville advising 'you ladies' to wear your seatbelts (presumably because women are shit drivers). To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Scoobie An Dún Radge Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Little Ireland, Dundee Age: 35 Posts: 4,740 vCash: 500 Thanks: 61 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 13	Re: The Nations Favourite...... Haven't looked at the link yet, but I do remember the 'Bedtime Routine' 'Think once, think twice, think BIKE!' & one about two kids playing frisbee in a sub-powerstation. Like, if you actually would? I particularly remember that one, cos there was one up the road from where I grew up. That alone made me not buy frisbees!

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Greenmachine A True Gadgie/Gadgess Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Edinburgh Age: 43 Posts: 4,579 vCash: 500 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Rep Power: 11	Re: The Nations Favourite...... I liked "Snatch of the day", the one about Pickpockets on Picadilly Circus. Great fun looking back on these classics, I used to crease masel when they came on. Bring them back !! __________________ Today is a gift, that's why it's called the present.

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Scoobie An Dún Radge Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Little Ireland, Dundee Age: 35 Posts: 4,740 vCash: 500 Thanks: 61 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts Rep Power: 13	Re: The Nations Favourite...... Ahhh, the Bike and Frisbee ones were there on that list. Not Bedtime Routine. Nevermind. I voted for Think once, think twice, think BIKE!!!!! Ya radges!

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Jumbo Toddler Radge Join Date: May 2005 Location: Borders Age: 44 Posts: 95 vCash: 500 Thanks: 3 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 4	Re: The Nations Favourite...... Used to like Rolf Harris' learn to swim film, iirc something about him falling in a canal as a youngster, but the one with Dave who kept "losing his birds" was not bad

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Northern Ireland Hibby nihibs.com radge Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In County Antrim, so I am Age: 31 Posts: 9,344 vCash: 500 Thanks: 138 Thanked 68 Times in 42 Posts Rep Power: 18	Re: The Nations Favourite...... For sure, those are the Goliaths of the public information film. But in NI we David: the Health Promotion Agency, kings of the daft patronising advert. We've had one with a catchy [Only Registered Users Can See Links. Click Here To Register] ("walking, that's what to do, yeah go walking, it's good for you") and another one which told us that more than three pints was 'binge drinking' To view links or images in this forum your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . (PS - Humour failure alert: It would be funny if my f*king NI taxes hadn't paid for this worthless, bedwetting, nanny state sh1te.) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* Never pick another man's pineapple