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Old 20-07-08, 22:40   #4
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Re: When did you last feel guilty?

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On Friday I took my bairn to feed the ducks at Holyrood park. Just imagine his wee face as a mummy duck proudly swims by with 8 of the cutest, fluffiest Lil ducklings you've ever seen! Knowing what it's like to be a proud new parent I make sure every single bit of bread gets chucked in their direction for a good feed. What happened next will haunt me forever. A flock of vicious seagulls spy the bread in the water and swoop down, stealing the grub from the ducklings. Nasty bastards, I think to my self. Just then the mammy duck goes absolutely. I look over to see two seagulls tearing a duckling clean in half. Another gull flies off with a baby duck. One bites off a newborn's head with one swoop. It's carnage. After only about a minute. Mummy duck, is left with no babies only a few soft, soft feathers to remember them by. I honestly think I saw her shed a tear. Seriously, the guilt is killing me. I had to get that off my chest.

When was the last time you felt guilty? Spill the beans.
The chances are the seagulls would have noticed the ducklings anyway and went to work. It must have been a horrible thing for a bairn to see.

Seagulls a nasty big bastards. I seen one tearing apart an injured pigeon in the new street car park last week.
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