Losing your virginity........
Saw this here.......
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I'll start
15,me and my mate ended up in a house in Greendykes pished with 2 young ladies,woke up in the morning delighted to be de-cherried though soon realised we only had bus fares for 1 of us and we were both thirsty as so we did the only thing you can do and bought a can of Coke to share and started the long trek hame to Pilton.
Stopped off in the Commie gym for a drink of their ice cold water,got stopped on Nicholson St by STV asking my opinion on sex shops and a squirrel jumped on my chest while we took a short cut through the Botanics.
Got hame as my Dad was leavin for Parkheid,Didnae ask where i'd been,just if i was coming to the game,Said Na Hibs have nae chance today,we drew.
A good weekend all round
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Football in Scotland is ridiculously poor value for money.We dont want to sit down. We dont want to be treated like scum by the stewards. We dont want to eat over-priced reheated stale pies and pay £2 quid for a bit of powder and warm water in a tiny cup. We dont want to sit behind pillars (Well at certain grounds it's ok). We dont want to watch guys who cant control a football.
But that's what we get........
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