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Old 28-05-08, 20:43   #8
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Re: TV licence inspectors - myth or reality

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A guy I know lost his wife, job, car due to a drink problem. Lives in Fala Court, penniless, drunk and depressed.

Anyway the were onto him big-time and visited more than once.

So, he dets a FINAL FINAL letter from them, they were coming round next day.
"Fuck them" he said, "I`ll put a fucking hammer through it in front of them!" (he would have too)

So they came, 2 of them, his TV is the only luxury he`s got, and both he and his flat truly are minging.
So, he lets them in, listens to all of the pish, picks up the hammer and told them what he would do to the telly if it satified them. He simply can`t afford it.

The main suit at this point said "Can we go into another room, sir?"
So they do. Suit tells him that they will be back tomorrow, does he have a cupboard it would fit in, or a neighbour who would keep the telly for him.

He has a big cupboard in his bedroom, he tells him.
Ok, we`ll be back tomorrow, says the suit.

Back they come, search the house, blatantly ignore the cupboard, and then Suit says "OK Mr ******, we are satisfied you don`t have one, and will remove you from our target list. Good day."

Some decent folk out there, after all.
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Bastards finally caught me at aged 36. (I`m rather proud of that)
You slow down after age 35. Its a fact I tell ya
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Good of these guys to do that for the bloke.
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