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Re: A View From The Valleys....
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Some interesting points, although I think your original premise is flawed.
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Some ‘tidy burdz’ may flirt with bouncers of the doorman variety, but only a very few.
On the other hand many many ‘tidy burdz’ will of course flirt with Hibee Bouncers: quite a different matter.
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On the doorman points you make however, I offer the following comment.
(a) Whether doormen possess larger genitals than the average male is probably a matter of luck. It is a fact though, that 90% of doormen ARE big cocks.
(b) Better providers? Of ‘free passes’ or queue jumping facilities. Or maybe a light for a cigarette, but no actual cigarette. That’s about it.
(c) Mindless violence and Neanderthal behaviour is almost a prerequisite of the job. Battering innocent people is a perk of the job. I don’t think these traits will attract many women ….perhaps Lizzy Borden..
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(d) They aren’t well paid. The hours are long and anti-social. The pay is low. For reasons to seek this line of employment see (c) above.
(e) Tongues. Doormen often ‘speak in tongues’. This is called “Glossolalia” and it is not known if these grunting utterances can be termed a real language, or just an example of the doorman attempting to start a fight with a clubber before beating them senseless for wearing trainers.
Incidentally, I too am acquainted with one of these creatures who bears a remarkable resemblance to the one described by Louis Prima.
Perhaps it is the same one.
My one answers to “Pugs”.
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